Really instructive content from ABCRadioNational.
This was on the radio when I woke up at godawful this morning. Very instructional!
—Regina Spektor - Aching to Pupate
Every morning I wake up with a purpose and a smirk. I’ll put on my fake moustache. I’ll drink heineken. Eat cornflakes. Then I’ll call my mum and dad. Tell them that I’m doing fine. Or I’ll write a tipsy letter to a real good friend of mine. Or I’ll jump upon the bed waltzing madly with the broomstick. But before I leave the house, I will paint my lips with lipstick.
dreamt last night that I lost a foot - it got cut off, for vaguely medical reasons. Hopped from my room to the shower (mercifully close) with my stump still raw and a bit bloody, mourning the loss of my funny squishy toes, of being able to put my weight down on that leg again ever.